My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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