During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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