Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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