4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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