Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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