Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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