One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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