At least make sure they are 18
Why
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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