what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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