Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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