turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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