Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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