Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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