I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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