we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize