Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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