Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
They took my balls.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
There's even glitter on my cock...
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