I think I am morally bankrupt
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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