i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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