Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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