If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
FUCK WHALES
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Randomize
