Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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