I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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