How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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