Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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