Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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