used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
We are all done wearing pants today
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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