It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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