Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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