we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I think a kid would responsible me up
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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