He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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