is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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