I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You almost got us killed.
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