I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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