You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
