party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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