Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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