He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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