she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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