would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
why do cheetos always look like penises
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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