yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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