all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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