quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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