I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
lol hangovers are for mortals.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
