why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
It was confusing and full of hummus
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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