You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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