come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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