If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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