To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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