Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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