Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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