last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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