did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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