i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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