All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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