Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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