my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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