He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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