i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My vagina just recognized that song.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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